The Nazis are Coming! The Nazis are Coming!
What will likely be a beautiful Saturday afternoon in the fine city of Austin, Texas will reportedly be spoiled by the presence of the National Socialist party on the Capitol's steps, where some of its members intend to wax non-sensical on immigration policy. Of course, they will be greeted by a counter-protest. Fortunately for all of us sane people, our ears will at least be spared any amplification of their jingoistic propaganda by means of anything from a bullhorn to a microphone, which means that neither the governor, nor any legislator has any intention of sponsoring such an event. I'm not even sure anyone will be allowed anywhere near the spectacle. When the KKK came to town busloads of riot police maintained a two block perimeter around Austin City Hall. So I might not get to see a real live Nazi up close. But just in case, I'll be taking my digital camera, which can shoot pretty decent video one minute at a time. So stop by tomorrow to see if I've uploaded any anthropological photographs or mini documentary films. It's time this blogger started going out into the field!Anthropological Photographs:
Croiky! Real live Nazis!
Der, durpidy durpidy, der!
I suppose no one told them the war was over when Hitler kindly put himself out of his misery.
They're cumin' right fer us!
Watching the Nazis watch me watch them.
Nazis always make the mistake of documenting their atrocities for the sake posterity.
Careful, now! The alpha male has spotted us!
When Good ol' Boys Go Bad!
I would prefer the Nazis go home, now!Submit a caption for one of the pictures in the comments if you wish. The video may take me a while. I've never done that before, so drop by if your up for a midnight snack later.
11 comments:
Why is it we can't wipe out the passenger pigeons, which once crowded the American skies, but we can't drive the Nazis to extinction? Something's not right.
Surely you mean, "Why can we wipe out the passenger pigions?"
I thinks it's because, unlike Nazis, passenger pingions didn't have police protection.
Wir müssen den Taube ausrotten!
Translation:
We must exterminate the pigeons!
Maybe Nazis are on the endangered species list.
Come to find out, It's true!
If only they were protesting on a bridge. I hate Texas Nazis.
Uh, yeah, that's what I meant. And damn that endagered species act! If you ever needed proof it was whacked out, here it is.
Caption for #8: "If you join the Nazi party today, you too can be a fatty!"
I'm sure #8 will draw several submissions. It's my favorite.
If immigration, legal or not, is so wrong - how the hell do they think the white people got here? I'm sure they have an explanation for that one, something about the savages not being really human. At least that's what it said on the damned flyer one of those groups (the National Alliance) threw onto our lawns a couple of years back. Now that's not litter, it's trash.
... something about the savages not being really human.
And that, mi amigos y 'migas, is truly the most fundamental tenet of all divisive ideologies; whether religious or secular.
Ubermenschen my silly human ass...
For the pic numbered "204":
"Man, I just joined to get close to Jenny over there. I get the feeling mom's gonna be pissed when she sees the news . . . "
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