Blasphemy Challenge Part Deux

In the past week a couple of trolls took exception to my denial of the Holy Spirit. I toyed with one for a while, but ended up blocking them both. Good riddance.

Then LazyEyeMedia sent me the following video (read the fine print).



So I took a hammer to a small mirror, but that wasn't enough. I wasted an entire afternoon filming myself opening an umbrella, spilling salt, stepping on cracks and trying to get my cat to cross my path (he's black). But despite my best efforts nothing bad happened, and the video I've been trying to put together just isn't working. Oh well. Any other ideas?

Then some jackass by the name of BibleMan1611 posted the following video as a response.



That's another five minutes of my life I'll never get back. And now I've got arealestategal bothering me about it.

Hello, I am putting together a presentation debate regarding the Blasphemy Challenge.

I am portraying both sides and would like to use your video in my presentation. If you are in agreement, please send it as a file to the email address listed below. Also, it will be viewed by others, So I will need you to put in the same email your permission to use the video.

Thanks for your time

[name and email omitted]

Meh.