Bob Is Dead

Maybe I'll start keeping up with the Carnival of Satire over at The Skwib. I was just browsing the most recent edition (beware the squirrel) in which one contributor asks Why Don't We All Call God---Bob? Good question.

BOB would be a perfect name for God. First of all you wouldn't have to perform major redesign of the Bible, both Bob and God have three letters so the new name would fit in perfectly.

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God's new name would make our Maker seem so much more approachable and real. If we make the change I guarantee that you wont see a Time Magazine cover that asks "is Bob Dead?"

Bob doesn't exist (I kill me).