Exact Change Only
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
There I was, about to quit my job selling hot dogs, pretzels and perplexing questions when along came a Buddhist. "Make me one with everything," he said. So I gave him a hot dog with everything on it and he gave me a twenty dollar bill. He stood there for a moment looking puzzled. I pretended to ignore him by reading the funny pages until he finally asked, "Where's my change?" I just smiled and said, "Change must come from within."
It seems I'm back in business, so happy blogiversary to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do.
There I was, about to quit my job selling hot dogs, pretzels and perplexing questions when along came a Buddhist. "Make me one with everything," he said. So I gave him a hot dog with everything on it and he gave me a twenty dollar bill. He stood there for a moment looking puzzled. I pretended to ignore him by reading the funny pages until he finally asked, "Where's my change?" I just smiled and said, "Change must come from within."
It seems I'm back in business, so happy blogiversary to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do.
2 comments:
Happy blogiversary, Bob.
And good to see you back.
I LOVE that gag.
Belated Happiness for your Bloggy-anni! I been doing this for about three years, and've found the key to keeping going - well, other than not havin' much a life off-line {-; - is to just blog when I want to. No worrying 'bout what folks might expect, eh.
Enjoy!
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