Move Along

Nothing to see here.

I'm taking a vacation from the blog-o-sphere, indefinitely.

Is it just me...

...or can this church sign be understood in more ways than one?

Ted Nugent ain't got no soul

Ted Nugent, once The Motor City Madman, now Texas Wildman, is a weekly contributor to the Waco Tribune-Herald. In his latest article, The Nuge takes a shot at "Defining 'soulless' in America".

God gave man a soul, a powerful, instinctual moral and intellectual True North compass, something that completely differentiates us from all other living creatures.

Animals stomp, kill and eat each other, even their own, to survive. Man has the power of reason, of calculation, of dreaming. Man can choose to do good.

That's what makes us the most dangerous game of all.

Respecting the gift of life and the power of responsible choice, man can pursue complete happiness while being a positive force for all things.

When man experiences personal benefits from wrong choices at the expense of others and the environment, he has lost his soul.

And then it's open season on your sorry ass.

His misdeeds will eventually catch up with him. In the meantime, the majority of good people will be forced to perform damage control.

That is the feeble and pathetic condition of soullessness. All mankind should fight and strive to banish those who so callously disregard the good of others. Apathy shows no soul.

What's good for The Nuge is good for everyone. If you disagree, then you ain't got no soul.

The abandonment of common sense, logic and self-evident truths has brought about this incredibly stupid suicide of the American soul.

People actually feel comfortable making these chimp-like choices.

Those of us who know better must galvanize and put pressure on those ruining things for everybody.

Indecent behavior and choices must be demonized and condemned and those guilty ostracized from our society.

Anybody without a gun, and a knife, and a handkerchief, and a ChapStick, get the fuck outta here!

Tasty Search Fun - February 2008

big tits blogspot: You've come to the wrong place. Care for a big wiener instead?

hot dog in a can: PETA does not approve.

atheist oath texas: It doesn't exist...

unusual fucking: Welcome to the internet. Be more specific.

why do dogs fuck humans: Because they're horny?

i can was hot dog: Ur doin' it wrong.

HANGING HOTDOGS: Bigot.

big tits among us: Sent to lead astray the mammary obsessed.

is hot dogs good for you to lose weight: No.

dane cook is very far from funny: Which is to say he is not funny.

HOW LONG CAN HOT DOGS SIT OUT FOR: Ask me nicely.

pictures of my wiener: Posted in /b/.

how to burn hot dogs with circuits: Just stick one in an electrical socket and see what happens.

trunks and pan hot images: Dragon Ball GT meets hentai.

"to define is to limit": Whatever you say, Lord Henry Wotton.

Adventures In Meatspace

Sorry for not posting anything in over a week. I've been taking care of a few things in meatspace.

It's official. I no longer reside in the fair city of Austin. Now all I have to do is unpack everything.

I'll be in Houston this weekend to sell my old drum set to a friend who has more use for it than I do at this point. Oh, and maybe I'll go to the zoo.

The following weekend I might be in Austin for the Electronic Music Festival at Sky Lounge. I'll be there Saturday night to hear Deadmau5 spin records, and to see a live performance by The Crystal Method.

Also, I got a new internet hate machine laptop. It cost slightly less than fixing the busted one. Go figure.

Texan for Pseudoscientific Douchebaggery

I would like to take a moment to call your attention to the target rich environment that is Texans for Better Science Education. Do not be fooled. It should be called Texan for Pseudoscientific Douchebaggery. The aptly named Texas Citizens for Science tells us The True Story.

Turns out the organization is a one man show, paid for and run by a pseudoscientific douchebag named Mark Ramsey, who advocates teaching the "strengths and weaknesses" of evolution. And from the looks of it, his website is anything but intelligently designed. He must be in desperate need of volunteers. Apply now!

See for yourself the franticly posted news updates in multi-colored, randomly emphasized text on the front page. Look hard enough and there you will find more of the same old canards and oft repeated lies, damned lies, and quote mines. Dare to subscribe and you will receive the occasional poorly formatted newsletter. You might also notice not one, but two banners proudly displayed on either side of every page, shamelessly promoting the upcoming movie Expelled, sure to be a big hit with pseudoscientific douchebags the world over.

Recently asked why he behaves like such a pseudoscientific douchebag, the one and only Mark Ramsey had this to say:

"Emphatically, we are not trying to 'take evolution out of the schools.' All good educators know that when students are taught both sides of an issue such as biologic evolution, they understand each side better. What are the Darwinists afraid of?"

Spoken like a true pseudoscientific douchebag.

But wait, there's more! Make sure you read his collection of historic quotes. Scroll all the way down and be the first to submit one of your favorites! Do it for the lulz.

Brutal Awakening

If dancing myself to sleep is what I like to do late at night, then I should wake myself up in the morning by going brutal. (WARNING: turn your speakers down.)

%$#@!!!11!!1!!!!!

My laptop died today. So it goes.

It's in the shop, and I've just been informed that the hard drive is FUBAR. Why me? I know, that's a very Earthling question to ask.

I have access to other computers, obviously. The problem is other people like to use them. Hell is other people (IRL).